Saturday, December 29, 2012

Ed Begley Jr on Dylan Brody's Neighbor's Couch!!

On The Screen and Off The Grid

Please do not think i am being morbid, but i see the world turning to shit!

There is still states that need to pass gay marriage, and domestic partnerships. There is still GMO in our food, like popcorn. There is shit in our water that is making us sick. When will the maddness end? Can someone tell me? We have to talk more on these issues. Let's keep these topics going!!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

My 100th blogpost: I see things in the middle!!!

I See the world in the middle of the road, not too right, not too left. It is just like driving a car, when you stay in the middle you see the whole earth. You see what is really going on, and you try to tell people, or show people.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christamas eve, and Christmas to all!!

Hope you all have a safe and very merry christmas, and christmas eve.


Christopher Michael Ward

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

My 2016 presidential psychic predictions!!!!!

Roseanne Barr- Independent Party candidate, the peace and freedom party

     Hillary Clinton-Democratic Party candidate

  Jeb Bush- Republican Party candidate


I hope Roseanne Barr wins and I am going to vote for her or write her in, just like I wrote her in this past election.  But Hilary will probably win unless Jeb cheats his way to the top like Brother George w, or daddy George.  Roseanne will have lots of votes, and will be in 3rd place if not second. If Roseanne gets in, she will do everything she said she would as a 2012 peace and freedom presidential candidate.   If Jeb gets in, he will do the same things as his brother and father.  If Hillary gets in, she will also bring peace to the world, like Roseanne vowed to do.   


Thank you for reading my 2016 presidential psychic predictions


Monday, December 3, 2012

Friday, November 30, 2012

Monday, November 26, 2012

The November 25th podcast to Roseanne and Johnny Show!!

They interview each other on their shows.

I have a crush on Chumlee on Pawn Stars!!

I am not a fan of the show, but i think Austin Chumlee Russell is a cutie pie for sure. I am taken wih someone, but i am allowed to look.

Love The National Enquier!!!!

Yesterday i got my Dec 3 issue, and love all of the gossip. I hope they never print lies abount me, or i will have to sue them.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Monday, November 19, 2012

We all need to have a peace of mind!!!

Every day is a struggle for a peace of mind. You want to help your family and friends, and that is not always easy, so u ware yourself out try to do what u can.   But you have to always find time to rest and calm down, even if it just for five minutes. If you don’t calm down, things get bad and you lose your mind.  Every day I find time to meditate, and take it easy, no matter what crap I am dealing with. When you meditate and take it easy, your mind can focus and solutions can come to you when your mind is slow and steady.    The meditations I do were taught by god, and can be found at

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Thanks to My Business Partner Marc, and My friends at Costco

for helping me get a membership card. Now i get more cakes, and wine there. Last night i got a cheesecake, and a bottle of wine there. LOVE THE CHEESECAKE!!!

Friday, November 16, 2012

Getting My Costco Membership Card Today!!!

Who wants to go with me to costco for cakes, free samples, and a good time?  Too Bad... LOL!

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Satin comes in forms you may not know, watch out!

you can not trust people to protect you, you must always protect yourself. Satin comes in forms you may not know, watch out!!! Satin controls the media, the banks, the shopping malls. Satin controls people like me and you, so you must always have a peace of mind. A PEACE OF MIND KEEPS SATIN OUT!!!!

Roseanne got tons of votes during run to White House!!

Yes i did write Roseanne Barr in on the ballot here in Ohio, but i do not think she was a write in canidate. Oh well, she still got lots of votes in other states. Read the following:

Happy Birthday Whoppi Goldberg!!!

I am a huge fan of wooopi's, and i know her on twitter.  Have a good birthday Whoop!!!

Monday, November 12, 2012

Sunday, November 11, 2012

My Family of Veterans!!!!

My Family of Veterans!!!                                                    




My grandfather Danny was in Vietnam in the 1960s and he has lots of stories of what happen during those times.  He does not like to talk about those times a whole lot, because it made him have PTSD, but he has discussed killing babies and other innocent people.  He does get treatment for his PTSD. I thank him for his hard work and dedication to our country.  He will never b forgotten by me, and I hope one day he gets honored more for what he has done to make sure we live free.



Marc’s Dad Jim was in the air force as a spy changer. His job was to make sure people did not do harm in the USA, or something.  I do not think he has PTSD, but if he does hopefully he is getting treatment for it.  I am sure he has stories to tell, but I do not know them like I am sure marc does.  I am also not sure if he has been honored for his work in the air force, but hopefully he has.  Thank you Jim for all that you did during that time!!!



Marc’s sister Sherri was in the air force.  I do not have any details on this at this time.  I hope she has been honored for her work, and I am glad to see she has NO PTSD.   Thank you Sherri!!



My late uncle Pat was in the army in the 1950s. He told lots of stories of his friends, and the girlfriends he had.  I don’t think he had any mental illnesses due to the army.  I think he was honored once for his brave fight. He has since died, but he will never b forgotten.  Thanks Uncle Pat!!


My uncle Shawn was also in the army a few years ago in coasta, VO, but was in war just protecting the land.   He has lots of stories I am sure.  He is now back home safe and sound, with no mental illness.  Thanks Uncle Shawn!


And I have a family member in Italy who I think is also in the army.  He is my Uncle Shawn’s son named Jake. I hear he is doing fine, and he will be visiting the family next week here in Ohio. I do not what his job is in the army, but if I get a chance to ask I will post it here. Thanks Jake!


And my late Grate-Grandfather, my grandmother’s dad was in WW1.  I just found this out today, so I do not have the dentals. But I hope he got honored for his work. He has been died for a long time.  Thanks sir for your service!!



Thanks again to all of these brave men, and to all of our brave brothers and sisters past and present. 



Happy Veterans Day!





Thursday, November 8, 2012

Sunday, November 4, 2012


We have only a few days left to vote for someone who wants real change in the white house, who is not working for the bankers, the fucked up goverment, or the money whores. Vote Roseanne Barr,  or write her in. If you want someone in office you can trust, then Roseanne is your women.  Roseanne is saying what no one else who is running, is saying. Roseanne is not asking for our money, she is just asking for our votes. Roseanne is is a american mother and grandmother, who cares for ALL americans. This may be our last chance for freedom, so VOTE BARR!

Here  is  link of  where she is on the ballot or a write in our states, from her own website:

Peace and freedom for alll!!!!

Love Christopher

Podcast for The Roseanne and Johnny Show Today!!!

Check out this Radio Show, and  get wiser.

One of the guest is the awesome Greg Palast.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

For Members of the GLBTQ Community who misundersood Roseanne!!!

It seems that Roseanne  posts and reteeeted things on twitter, and People in the GLBTQ Community got mad at her, Roseanne has talked about this on her website.  Here is the link:

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Barr/Sheehan 2012 Peace and Freedom Party TV Ad!!!!!

Here is the Roseanne Barr/Cindy Sheehan TV Ad for The Peace and Freedom Party.

I am not sure if you have seen on any of the Big Media Networks, but in case you have not, it will be on here  forever.


Monday, October 15, 2012

My Message to My Generation!!!

My message to My Generation!!!!!


we need to get wiser, and see what is really going on in our own damn Country today.  Turn off your Porn, and Read a book about real people. The book you need to read is Roseannearchy by Roseanne Barr, and you can find it in paperback now. You need to also use the internet to do research on education, and solutions, not boners.  Don’t vote Romney, vote Roseanne Barr, or write her in on your ballots by November 6th.   You can look up her campaign promises, and things she stands for online at, and and you can follow her on Twitter @TheRealRoseanne.


If we want rights by the time we are in our 60s, and we need to fight for them. We need to walk the walk, not just talk the talk. Anyone can talk, but not everyone has the nuts to walk.  The bankers, the feds, and the top assholes cannot shut us up, or keep us down. We need to make REAL change happen, not bullshit.  We need to talk about solutions, not who is wrong or right, any common idiot can blame, but only free-thinkers have solutions.


Thank you!

UPDATED on 10-16-12




Monday, October 8, 2012

The Roseanne and Johnny Radio Show. 10-9-12

The Roseanne and Johnny Radio Show with guest Greg Palast. I was on hold on the Roseanne radio show, but never got on. Greg Palast is a genius!!

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

We need Roseanne Barr America!!!

Vote for Roseanne Barr under the peace and freedom party,or write her in if she is not on your state ballot. Roseanne's Website Roseanne's Campagin Site.

She is for Jobs in the USA, Medical Marijuana, and so much more.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Come Together. 9/25/12

Come together.  9/25/2012


We need to stop all the wars and come together as a community. We need to be kind to one another and bring back the peace that people had back in the 1960s. We need to teach our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids the power of prayer and meditation.  Meditation is for everyone, man, women, kids, adults, gays and straight’s, and blacks and whites. God taught meditation back when he/she/it was on earth.  We need to help each other not hurt each other, because there is enough hurt in this world.


Do something nice for somebody; offer a back rub or a foot rub. Whatever you can matters.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

I love Forensics and Crime Shows!!!

I am beyond in love when forensics and crime Shows. I love Nancy Grace, she does not bullshit with pedos or idiots, she tells them to get their act together or go to jail. She is a smart lady, and i have watched her for years. GO NANCY!!! I also love forensic science shows, i know a lot about DNA and lab work from all the shows i have been watching since i was a teenager. And the best part is my baby mama Mickey works with the local crime lab, so i can alsways take notes. I so can not wait to go on jury duty, the person who is on trial is not going to let me, and that will be so fun. Thank god also for the ID Channel, I am obessed with that network and would love to host a show on there someday. That network is the best.

I never went to law school but wish that i had, i love law shows alot. Law &Order is needed big time!

Monday, September 17, 2012

End all the wars, bring world peace!!

World Peace needs to happen in this world BIG TIME!  Wars only bring more wars, and it is sick and needs to end now.  Make wars illegal so we can have world peace once and for all. It seems that the only people, who think war is good, are the ones who get profit for it. People are getting paid to start wars, and keep it going, and that is why it is still going on.   Both Democrats and Republicans turn a blind eye on war, and make excuses for it.


And that is one of the reasons why I support Roseanne Barr running for president, under the peace and freedom party.  Roseanne has said many times make war illegal, and she is right of course.  So take the advice of one of my favorite baby boomers, and stop the fighting America.  We can get our points across much better when we talk to each other like sane human beings. OK? So the next time your disagreeing with someone remember to stay as calm as you can, and talk with your brains. And if you need a time-out then take it.

Take a 5 minute time-out, and breathe. Only you are in control of your actions, so think before react.


Love your friend, Christopher Ward


This was  Written on 8-15-12, and updated on 9-17-12.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Think for yourself!!!!

We need to think for ourselfs, we are humans and that is our job.  I know what your thinking, your thinking Chris, lots of people don't want to use their minds. Ok, but they need to. Our soul is the only thing we got. We need to think for ourselfs, and fight for our rights so The Goverment and the Presidentail Candidates can not take our souls.

A mind is not to be wasted, so don't give up, wise up.

Thank you!!

Monstanto stops all GMO distribution!!!


Happy Rosh Hashannah at Sundown!!!

Obama and Romney will say anything for a VOTE!!!

Obama and Romney work for the same people, bankers who are greedy little shits. I am not going to vote for people who are just in the race for the votes, NOT THE PEOPLE.  It kills me that people do not know this already, but obama and romnay are their masters. DO NOT fall for this bullshit anymore america!!  We need solutions!

The Roseanne and Johnny Radio Show TODAY!

Please Listen to The Roseanne And Johnny Show today on Johnny is on the first hour, then Roseanne on the second hour with guest Bernadine Kent.
2pm EST 1PM Central 12pm Mountain 11am Pac and 8am HI TIME.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Podcast to today's Roseanne and Johnny Show!!!

New Facebook page will be up tomarrow!!

I am glad to be making a return to Facebook tomarrow, i was on there a few years ago, but left after it just did not work out.  I will do my best to tell the truth on there about everything i know, just like i do on twitter and  here. Become a fan, and share my message with your friends, and family.  Help me also to share the message of Roseanne Barr, who is running for president under The Peace and Freedom Party. Roseanne is smarter then Obama and Romney, as i hope u know by now. There will also b some nice pics, and videos too.  See ya on there!!

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Psychic Chris!!

Hi my name is Psychic Chris, i see lots of bullshit right now and i am not happy at all. Mitt Romney is a mormon liar, and he is NOT for the working class, so do not get fooled. He is a mormon pedo, so hide your kids NOW!   Obama is friends with big pharma, and wants us all to kill our liver with prozac. He does not want us to have med weed for our illnessses, do you really want him to still be our president? Wake up america!

Now i know what your thinking, your thinking  chris, how do u know obama and romney are so bad?  I know because i have common sense. I am a free- thinker, i think for myself.. OK? Don't give up, wise up. Wise up your mind, then share what you know with your friends,family, and neighbors. We can change the world, so get busy and do your part.

Thank you all for your time, and be safe and well my friends!!

Go buy the Hardcover Edition of Roseannearchy!!

The Book Roseannearchy by Roseanne Barr is a must read, so get busy now. The Hardcover Edition is out now, and the Paperback Edition is out on Sept 11th 2012. Happy Reading everyone!!!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

To my Ohio Voters:

We need to vote Barr-sheehan, not the two actors who are NOT for the people. Ok?
Get wise and wake up!!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Put down your chicken and pork-get smart!

Vote barr-sheehan!

Welcome Roseanne voters!!

This page is for all of us.   Obama voters you can not fool us with your lies! You do not really want change and we Roseanne voters know this.  Romney voters, your going down.

Monday, August 27, 2012

I am going to take a break from booze!!!

Over the weekend i drank too much at my mother's 40th birthday party and was a asshole to my step-dad, fighting witth him.. I woke up sunday moning sick as a dog, and was unable to hold food down untill last night.  I was mixing drinks and being a pain in the ass!!!

I am done with booze for a long time, and just going to drink coffee at parties from now on.  

Sunday, August 26, 2012

i am going to marry my life-partner Marc Robinson!

when ohio passes the bill.  We have been together for 3 years, and we make each other laugh every day.

My new name will be Christopher Michael Ward Robinson.

UPDATE:  8-27-12

Ohio BANS gay Marriage, so i can not marry marc.  I am so fucking pissed off!!!!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Romney: Get out Akin!!!

I think romney said this, just to get a vote.

Bye Todd Akin

you need to leave now!  Your a damn fool, and no one like you. your sick and need help dude, and i hope you get it. 

Monday, August 20, 2012

The story of Dee Williams!!

The following link is from Roseanne World,  i am reader on there under my name Christopher Michael Ward. My heart goes out to Dee and her family.  Enjoy!

RIP Phyllis Diller!

Phyllis Diller was a comic, a va-genius, and a mother.  She loved gin, and had a laugh that made you laugh harder. I never got a chance to meet her,but i always wanted to drink with her. She will be missed, and my love for her will never die.  I will always remember watching her go out drinking with Roseanne Barr and Sandra Bernhard on the lifetime show Roseanne's Nuts. 


Sunday, August 19, 2012

Barr/Sheehan 2012

Vote Roseanne Barr as President, and Cindy Sheehan as VP. They can fix this Shit.

Was on KCAA radio today

on the 1st hour of The Roseanne and Johnny Show.   talked to co-host Johnny Argent about Roseanne Barr running for POTUS.  Here is the link:

Thursday, August 16, 2012

This blog will be also be about a lot of things!!

This blog will not just be based on a book i wrote for years, it willl also be about my thoughts and rants.  This blog will be about how i support the peace and freedom party, and not the two main parties with obama and romney.  This blog will be about everything, and i welcome comments too.

Happy Reading!!!

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Obama and Romney think you can eat money, but you cannot.

Obama and Romney think you can eat money because they are best friends with the bankers. The bankers are their robots, they only move when the two guys pull their strings. The bankers are NOT human in any way; humans think for themselves, bankers have to be told what to do 24/7 365 days a year. Funny shit right?   People think Obama and Romney are right for the job because they are programmed to think that way, they cannot walk eat or sleep without watching or listening to Obama or Romney. Obama and Romney say they for the people, but really they are only for people who think and act just like them  THE TOP 1%.  You cannot eat money America!!!   The only people who really think you can money are the top 1% themselves, not the 99% working class, everyday citizens.

Mitt Romney chose Paul Ryan as his VP; does it really surprise people that he chose another man, and not a woman?  Obama chose a man as his VP too, he should have chose Hillary Clinton.   Smart people already know that Mitt Romney is working to take away the rights of gays, and women.  They know he is not really for the people, and neither is Obama.       Can you see what the two men are doing behind the Curtin?   Can you see it is all just a act?  If you want world peace, you’re not going to get with these guys.  These guys are not on the side of the working class at all, they are greedy assholes who love to fuck with the American people. These guys want war over peace, and they will not stop until we are dead.  Wake up and smell the greed!!!

Love Christopher Michael Ward

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Growing Up The only Jewish Person in an All Catholic Family!!

 In Columbus Ohio, My mom and dad were never married, they were too young to do that. My dad is the only person my mom slept with; she was a virgin up until she met my dad. They met in high school.   My mom was sixteen, and my dad was one young older.     My dad worked part- time as a paper boy before going to school every day, and mom worked at a pizza hut, making pizzas.      My grandma did not know my mom was pregnant, until a family member told her,  after she found out she was upset, confronted my mother asking mom to see her belly.  My mom tried to stop her, so my grandma pushed her on to the bed, and lifted her shirt. She saw that  mom was 6 months pregnant.  My grandma did not want my mom knocked up , but there was no way in hell she was going to let mom give me away or have a abortion either.  So my grandma dealt with it.

     The night my mom’s water broke, her and her best friend Judy was walking home from my dad’s house. My mom felt something wet going down her leg, and asked Judy to feel her leg to see if   her water broke.    It sure the hell did!!  When they got home and told my grandma,  my grandma told mom to  go lay down and rest,   mom went to lie down, and Judy and her just talked.    A few hours later, my mom said I want to go to the hospital. So off they went.  Once they got there and mom got in a room, my mom made my grandma rub her back and belly over and over, because she was in so much pain.   After so long  my grandma got tired,  and said Becky; I am going to get a cup of coffee now.  It was while my grandma was getting her coffee, that I was ready to come into the world.  My aunt helped my mom push me out, and cut my cord. i think i came out ass first. LOL!  My grandma missed the whole thing over that damn cup of coffee.

I was born on July 7th 1988 at 7:10am.  I was born prematurely and so tiny that people held me with only one hand.   I could not hold down formula, baby food, or Brest milk. The doctors gave me 30 days to gain weight, or I was going to die.   So after staying in the hospital for a few weeks, my family took me home and fed me mashed up human food in a blender.  {My grandma cooked the meals.}  I held it down pretty good.  So I stated eating the food every day, and put on so much weight that family members called me butter ball, and told me I could be a football player if I kept the weight on. I was not that much of a fan of football, but my family made me do all of the hand signals.

A week after I put the weight on,  I went to a doctor’s check up. The entire hospital staff almost shit their pants when they saw that the tiny sick boy, was now a chubby healthy kid.   Everyone clapped and cheered, as I walked down the hall into the doctor’s office. The one thing I wish I could remember now, is what my doctor’s name was. Ah fuck it!     

    My grandma and my mother are life-savers! Neither one of them ever gave up on me, and for that I will be forever grateful.  Go ahead grab a tissue!

I never had a lot of Neighborhood friends growing up, but I had a few.   I do not remember all their names, but I remember lots of faces. Some phoney, and some real.    I even remember my first kiss, it was with this girl named Maria.   She was pretty with blond hair, and very thin.  She lived next door to my grandma; and we hung out every day. I do not remember the kiss that much.  After my grandma moved from her home, we lost touch. We have not seen each other in over 10 years, but I do not think she remembers me anyway.

      My only best friends were my older cousin Brittney, and God.   Brittney and I grew up like brother and sister.  We are one year apart, her being the oldest.  We would play hide and seek in the park and other stuff we enjoyed doing.   Brittany always had more friends than me, but I think her friends liked me too.  That or they were just good actors!  Who knows or cares anymore?

  Britney always bossed me around, and I hated it. She would pitch me and tell me to do things that were just dumb shit.  But later after we became pre teens, we both bullied our younger cousins, so I guess it runs in our family. LOL!  They say people bully people to toughed them up and maybe that is why Britney bullied me, and we bulled our cousins. To make sure we were all tough basterds!   Who is to say really? No, just kidding.  I cannot speak for Brittany, But I know for me  I  was  miserable, and unhappy with my life at that time, so that is why i was bossy.     After years of having a bond with Brittany, we drifted apart, when she started dating her boyfriend , who I always thought looked, and acted like a thug. I was right of course.

 They are no longer together, but have 3 kids who I love very much, who I hope  grow up to be smart just like me.   Britney and I still do not have a bond, for reasons I am not ready to discuss in public, but we get along most of the time.  I hope one day she and I will become close again, but I do not think it will be anytime soon.

I have always talked to god.  I am not sure when it started, I just know god has always talked to me in my mind.  Family members never understood this, and thought I was crazy when they saw me talking to myself alone in a room or wherever I was.   They would ask who in the hell are u talking to? You look nuts, doing that.  My answers always were just talking to myself, because I knew they would not understand my connection with god.  God has helped me with a lot, and god and I are still close. Now the thing that most people do not understand is that to me god is a women.  Why do I think god is a women? Well because when I talk to god, my inner female gets stronger, and I see things from a female point of view.   Everyone has a right to have an opinion, and this is mine.

  Although I was baptized catholic by my family as a baby, as a kid I always felt like I did not fit in,  a black sheep!!   And I did not think what they taught was right, and I was never going to call myself that word.  There is a lot of shit I do not agree with them on, but there is a few things as well.    Same with the Jewish faith.   I know I have always been Jewish I do not know how really, I just know.  I think god knew I was Jewish, how else do you explain my big nose? LOL! No, just kidding.   And I never liked how the Catholic Church would say gay people were living in sin and would burn in hell if they ever had sex together, like they did when I grew up.  I would think blah, blah, blah, shut the fuck up!  A lot of them still do it today, but now I think it is because the catholic priest are having sex with altar boys, and then hiding.

     I had lesbians in my family before I came out myself, and those comments by the church pissed me off, so bad that it made me not want to be around them or their kind of people.  I never felt safe around priests, I was always afraid they would rape me or do bad things to me because of how they acted, and now those kinds of stories about priests who rape and do bad things with their wieners  are everywhere, so I  guess I always knew. But they never touched me , so I guess I was just paranoid.  I am by no means saying all Catholic priests are bad people or that the Catholic Church itself is bad for that matter. No! What  I am  saying is I grew up thinking that the priests I was around, was going to make me have butt sex with them, and that scared me like hell. Butt  I was wrong, and I admit that now.

  I am also part Irish, hillbilly, and Italian.  My grandma on my mom’s side makes some yummy Italian food. When i used to eat beef, her meatballs were killer.    You know I don’t remember going to church every week   like a lot kids do, I just remember   having fun talking with God and hanging out with cousin Brittany.


I ran away from home twice. The first time I was at my grandparent’s and father’s house. My father and I were in his room watching TV, and everyone else was sleeping. My dad was asleep but I was still awake like I always was, and bored like hell.   I wanted my mom to come take me home, who was working and was going to come get me after she got off her 3rd shift job.  So I walked from the bedroom into the living room unlocked the front door and walked out of the house, and down the block.  Once I got down by the street curb, cars were driving by. I did not know what to do next. Then a nurse stopped her car on the side of the road, got out and ran towards me. After she asked me where I lived and where I was going, the nurse called the police to tell them that she found some kid walking the streets in the middle of the night trying to get to his mother.  The cops came, and drove me to my mom’s work. After my mom saw me and the cop standing there,she was scared to death I was out on the street by myself.  My mom was mad at my dad and my dad was mad at me, but i did not care one bit.   Yes, I always enjoyed causing trouble as a child, and i still do.  The second time I ran away from home I was older then I was the first time.  I was with My Family at my uncle, s house, they were playing poker and I was outside playing by myself because my cousins were not there to play with me. So i was there alone, talking to god.  Well I got board and had some change in my pocket, so I decided I was going to walk to the store which was 4 blocks away from the house. So I walk out of the backyard into the back alley, then I get into to the main streets and walk down the sidewalk by the busy road where there were restaurants and corner stores around.  Nobody stopped and asked me what I was doing or where I was headed?  They just went on their way like a little kid was not walking down the street without supervision. I see a blockbuster video store close by and i walk inside.  I get my candy and movie, and head to the cashiers desk to pay for my things.   I walk up to the counter, and they ring up my candy and movie up, then ask for my money to pay for it all.   I give them the change I had in my pocket.  Now I did not have enough for the movie or candy so they asked me where my parents were, and told me to put back my things. Well after I told them everything, they called the police to get me out of the store. The police came,and the employees  gave me back the change. The cops  drove me back to my uncle’s house unhandcuffed,and when we got there everyone was looking for me on the front porch. Now what i  did not know at the time, was that the police knew I ran away from home before they were called by the store, because my family called them after they found out I was no longer in the backyard. When the police drove me back, my grandma was on her knees in the driveway, crying and praying.  Everyone in my family gave me the riot act, and the police said I was lucky no one kidnapped me. Needless to say that was the last time I ever ran away from home.
   But one time I was left at a park,where I was at with my family.  we were at a party of some sort and they got caught up packing up to leave, and left me.  So independently I found some church folk and got baptized Christian. . LOL! Funny shit, right?  But I will always be Jewish, no matter what.  I never got to celebrate Hanukkah or Passover growing up because of the lies I was fed about Jewish people by my own family. My familytold me that  jews did not talk to god like the catholics did, but i knew better.

I was always Looney, and crazy as a child.  When I was about 5 years old I got stuck in a toilet, and someone had to cut the pot in half so I could get off of it. Another time, I drank rubbing alcohol that I found in my grandparents medicine cabinet once, and  after someone called 911, I had to get my stomach pumped.I hated that! Brittany and I used to fight all the time when we were growing up,  But that is normal in a dysfunctional family like mine.





Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Introduction To Blog!!

This blog is called I am a thinker, because I am a true thinker, and always will be.  You don’t see a lot of thinkers in the public eye anymore, the only ones who make money are lying, cheating, shitty dogs who tell you what they are programmed to tell you. Being a thinker means you do not fall for the bullshit TV Networks and Radio ads tell you, you see what they are really saying, and you speak out about it 24/7.   Being a thinker means you fight for what is right, and you never stop fighting until the wall of BS is brought down.  Being a thinker brings a lot of stress, but as long you know you’re doing the right thing, and helping the people, then it is worth the stress.  We all have to fight for what is right, and not let idiots keep us down.

  This blog was originally a book that took over 3 years to write, but someone told me that I should blog the book for now,  so here we go!  This also took lots of meditating to get everything straight too.   Writing the book was like life flashing before my eyes, it makes you dig deep.  It was not easy to write a blog, but it sure the hell was fun. Fun to look back on the fun times you have had, and there was a lot, let me tell you.  But with the good you must take bad, so I also remember all the shit people put me though, and vise versa.  The book was inspired by the book Roseannearchy, dispatches from the nut farm by Roseanne Barr. After reading that book, I realized I too had my own story to tell the world, and hopefully save the world too.   

 I just hope people will love this blog, because I am honest about everything I have done, or said, and honest about the mistakes I have made.   I do not lie to make myself look good like Mitt Romney or Barack Obama. I do not fling mud at people who call me out. No! Instead I admit my wrong doing, and start over.  What you see is what you get!  I also know people will love this blog, because I am a part of them, the working class.  This is a story of a working class person, and I was not born with money in my pocket, or a gold spoon in my mouth. I was raised that you have to work hard for money,  no one is just going to give to you.   You cannot eat money!  I do speak my mind, and I also pay the price for doing it, but it is worth it. It is worth having my soul and telling the truth.  I will not stop doing it, and no one can make me! My soul is not for sale!!

I have always been a writer. When I was a young kid I wrote plays and TV shows, that I would act out for my family. Sometimes I would also write parts for them to play too; it was so much fun to see them act crazy and funny.  My family always told me I was going to make them money one day, make them money? Really? About make me money? I am the one doing the hard work. They should have said one day you’re going to make us money, but they were kind of selfish, I think.   I  had tons of notepads, notebooks, tablets, you name it.  I have a shit load of rants from my childhood in a box somewhere, and if I ever find them I will share them with you.  I enjoy writing so much, it is calming, and helps me remember things too, because my memory is gone sometimes.  This is my gift to you my dear readers. I hope you find this blog as fun as my life is.   Get a glass of wine or a cup of coffee and enjoy.

Shabbat Shalom

Christopher Michael Ward